February 2012
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purple DIARY: 20 RANDOM OBSERVATIONS FROM LAST NIGHT'S PURPLE MAGAZINE PARTY BY GQ →
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1. Lindsay Lohan is a real person.
2. Her boobs are as big as they tell you in pictures.
3. Sofia Vergara, or a woman who looks a lot like her, can climb couches in heels.
4. Shame was the best advertisement for The Standard that will ever exist.
5.You should always hoard your pee all…