Paul is now a thin blonde Damien clone
Damien is a lot thinner now, is it an optical illusion?
I HATE his pants.
(via mastertsukai)
people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone
This and I’m 26 years old.
(Source: eleanorjanestyle, via candy-cane-girl)
If USA doesn’t pick up Happy Endings, what if Coach goes back to New Girl and I don’t know maybe he tries to woo Jess; I’m not ready yet for Jess/Nick.
Damn it, Leonardo DiCaprio is taking a break and I wanted to cast him for our sex tape.
Leo has WON a Golden Globe and he was 30 years old, so stop it!
Also the following winners were in their late thirties, forties and middle fifties.
He has never won an Academy Award and that’s upsetting.